Nobody’s allowed to mock me except ME. I used to say I am manic-depressive, but I just have mood swings a lot. I used to say I have ADHD but my hyper-activity can be attributed to too much caffeine and sugar intake. I used to say I have OCD but it’s just that I have this attention to detail. These were the things that I claimed I was (from past blog descriptions). On top of all things that I am not – clearly, I tend to exaggerate things. Aside from having the messiah complex, I sometimes feel that I am the one who needs to be saved. This is a futile attempt of describing a man of irony, metaphor, and oxymoron – although, you may drop the oxy- completely. I’m bored now. I love food. Facebook ● Tumblr ● Tumblr | Ask ● Plurk ● Multiply ● Twitter ● Friendsterradarstats_call_widget("Small", "Blue")online users trackerTumblr (3.0; @mockeryofme)http://mockeryofme.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/de24851a40eb08a37afb95ee0eaf4906/tumblr_mn95qygOe61qacgjto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>InstAnagram. #kibu #handmade</p>http://mockeryofme.tumblr.com/post/51145563430http://mockeryofme.tumblr.com/post/51145563430Thu, 23 May 2013 21:06:34 +0800handmadekibu<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a5c954b9c00652afbeffc9b1d4faf123/tumblr_mn7mw56mw81qacgjto1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://mockeryofme.tumblr.com/post/51079534667http://mockeryofme.tumblr.com/post/51079534667Thu, 23 May 2013 01:21:16 +0800beberjkibuHappy5th<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d2042be949c4dd614605d026e93d83df/tumblr_mmgcg0y1ft1r39i1to2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/59a35e4ae1dca2cd0eb09b22d5dd9933/tumblr_mmgcg0y1ft1r39i1to3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/240acf3fc14e0af9a07b58307f2f355f/tumblr_mmgcg0y1ft1r39i1to4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/483b260e31468b567620262ad1d8aa3a/tumblr_mmgcg0y1ft1r39i1to1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b911b56debf8f984c90085bfb4713f00/tumblr_mmgcg0y1ft1r39i1to8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d8260e3279efd99075698ed2385574bd/tumblr_mmgcg0y1ft1r39i1to5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9a19e5cceed3ea30b99a4017e1f9a8f0/tumblr_mmgcg0y1ft1r39i1to6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/54b1f81b538bdbee383e456e0c7882a7/tumblr_mmgcg0y1ft1r39i1to7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beben-eleben.tumblr.com/post/51063457452/peter-pan-once-upon-a-time" target="_blank">beben-eleben</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Peter Pan || Once Upon a Time</p> </blockquote>http://mockeryofme.tumblr.com/post/51064535465http://mockeryofme.tumblr.com/post/51064535465Wed, 22 May 2013 19:59:41 +0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f2a8a1ed65858ff2a074d1a3e7519227/tumblr_mn6yj77ROt1qacgjto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>at Globe Business Center</p>http://mockeryofme.tumblr.com/post/51058489035http://mockeryofme.tumblr.com/post/51058489035Wed, 22 May 2013 16:35:31 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e27bf184ae8c6af054a31c9ad80707f8/tumblr_mmzv3o0Aup1rvv3p7o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d79b6a0e1794217d1be602156b384263/tumblr_mmzv3o0Aup1rvv3p7o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8cd855872eb95d431aa3de38422071e4/tumblr_mmzv3o0Aup1rvv3p7o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3c39a4fccbec70cb0465ec2c4bba0f8d/tumblr_mmzv3o0Aup1rvv3p7o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/61870e1fa6adc69197c69cf09e0464ff/tumblr_mmzv3o0Aup1rvv3p7o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/15dbb13290c28c9a528ce47d1a4231b7/tumblr_mmzv3o0Aup1rvv3p7o9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9e826d3c4b425c4c823d08406f0c3db1/tumblr_mmzv3o0Aup1rvv3p7o8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6c8275eb8f1e9faf956c440bd2007178/tumblr_mmzv3o0Aup1rvv3p7o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0512b0b0b752a0bbee992560129ebc42/tumblr_mmzv3o0Aup1rvv3p7o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://mockeryofme.tumblr.com/post/50973431780http://mockeryofme.tumblr.com/post/50973431780Tue, 21 May 2013 14:19:46 +0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/02e6941f03369d73ccfa2e65c0cbf5b8/tumblr_mmyz6la7cy1qacgjto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>mockeryofme on #wechat.</p>http://mockeryofme.tumblr.com/post/50691857393http://mockeryofme.tumblr.com/post/50691857393Sat, 18 May 2013 09:08:44 +0800wechat<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5f745c90119ed7aa366d13f9d6ce9da6/tumblr_mmw71m3y461qacgjto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Kung maka-smile wagas. #kinakabahan #nextinline</p>http://mockeryofme.tumblr.com/post/50574282778http://mockeryofme.tumblr.com/post/50574282778Thu, 16 May 2013 21:05:46 +0800kinakabahannextinline<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6754e0652c2110504056c7828fe7f7c3/tumblr_mmvkmrRIgr1qacgjto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#wakeboardgear #medyobadass (at Republ1c Wake Park)</p>http://mockeryofme.tumblr.com/post/50558168048http://mockeryofme.tumblr.com/post/50558168048Thu, 16 May 2013 13:01:38 +0800medyobadasswakeboardgear<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e8b5d09e25c674b45e0321ad13c9d387/tumblr_mmvjj0DhBi1qacgjto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#medyobadass #wakeboard (at Republ1c Wake Park)</p>http://mockeryofme.tumblr.com/post/50556876091http://mockeryofme.tumblr.com/post/50556876091Thu, 16 May 2013 12:37:48 +0800medyobadasswakeboard<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5003d42c0a6f3dbb384cd177053b828a/tumblr_mmsklkC2b41qacgjto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>mockeryofme on #line</p>http://mockeryofme.tumblr.com/post/50420031320http://mockeryofme.tumblr.com/post/50420031320Tue, 14 May 2013 22:08:08 +0800line<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bc6c4f384a7119f3af6a2d6259349e1b/tumblr_mmqvzzFsho1r3xkhfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rappler.tumblr.com/post/50347956967/guess-what-guys-liquor-ban-ended-11-59pm" target="_blank">rappler</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Guess what guys? Liquor ban ended 11:59pm yesterday, May 13!</p> </blockquote>http://mockeryofme.tumblr.com/post/50350856403http://mockeryofme.tumblr.com/post/50350856403Tue, 14 May 2013 01:13:54 +0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d0bcad63163c232d5e23236685f02448/tumblr_mmqflndbjH1qacgjto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Ako ang iyong bangka, kung magalit man ang alon, ng panahon, sabay tayong aahon…” (at St. Agatha Resort 11 Waves)</p>http://mockeryofme.tumblr.com/post/50333777825http://mockeryofme.tumblr.com/post/50333777825Mon, 13 May 2013 18:24:59 +0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/56fe463fc4b37533ec64da60aa1a515f/tumblr_mmqfd4etWe1qacgjto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“… It’s shorter than you think.” (at St. Agatha Resort 11 Waves)</p>http://mockeryofme.tumblr.com/post/50333632630http://mockeryofme.tumblr.com/post/50333632630Mon, 13 May 2013 18:19:52 +0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8a0fbfe4d1a2cc52ba6a9a803ba0fd56/tumblr_mmqfbeZgBJ1qacgjto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#coverphoto #walanghihinga #angulolangyan #tth</p>http://mockeryofme.tumblr.com/post/50333604196http://mockeryofme.tumblr.com/post/50333604196Mon, 13 May 2013 18:18:50 +0800tthwalanghihingacoverphotoangulolangyan<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4f999bda8eeca4949288f82205f8bd52/tumblr_mmqf5jMleD1qacgjto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#wet #selfie #dp #tth? (at St. Agatha Resort 11 Waves)</p>http://mockeryofme.tumblr.com/post/50333503741http://mockeryofme.tumblr.com/post/50333503741Mon, 13 May 2013 18:15:19 +0800selfietthdpwet<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8a454d7f1671484137416f0e57a517b2/tumblr_mmqea94wjh1qacgjto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#nofilter #lookslike?</p>http://mockeryofme.tumblr.com/post/50332994241http://mockeryofme.tumblr.com/post/50332994241Mon, 13 May 2013 17:56:33 +0800lookslikenofilter<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/989b9dfa970db851ee0f9fefdd95fc40/tumblr_mmkfm5cTFU1qaobbko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://mockeryofme.tumblr.com/post/50261816347http://mockeryofme.tumblr.com/post/50261816347Sun, 12 May 2013 23:14:42 +0800<p>. Babblr, Chat Client for Tumblr is in High Demand <a href="http://www.technologytell.com/gadgets/120645/babblr-chat-client-for-tumblr-is-in-high-demand/" target="_blank">http://www.technologytell.com/gadgets/120645/babblr-chat-client-for-tumblr-is-in-high-demand/</a></p>http://mockeryofme.tumblr.com/post/50075022093http://mockeryofme.tumblr.com/post/50075022093Fri, 10 May 2013 13:52:12 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b59384be62c1b81292df04fcdd2acec2/tumblr_mmi7peMJVJ1qzpwi0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedailywhat.tumblr.com/post/50012041325/touche-of-the-day-mrs-doubtfires-dress-vs-kim" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote><h2 class="pull-left title editable" data-edit-key="Title"><strong><span>Touche of the Day: Mrs. Doubtfire’s Dress vs. Kim Kardashian’s Dress</span></strong></h2> <p><span>Comedian Robin Williams chimed in on Kim Kardashian’s custom-designed Riccardo Tisci evening gown by comparing it to the floral dress he wore in the 1993 comedy film </span><em>Mrs. Doubtfire</em><span>. The socialite’s attire became quite a hit during Monday’s Met Gala, spawning a series of photoshopped </span><a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2013/05/kim-kardashian-couch-dress/" target="_blank">images</a><span> poking fun at the reality star’s “sofa slipcover”-like dress.</span></p></blockquote>http://mockeryofme.tumblr.com/post/50016075088http://mockeryofme.tumblr.com/post/50016075088Thu, 09 May 2013 23:27:11 +0800<p>You know what’s not being said here… </p> <p>It’s nice to have an anon in my inbox.</p> <p>Oh, in case you missed it - I love you too.</p>http://mockeryofme.tumblr.com/post/50015451248http://mockeryofme.tumblr.com/post/50015451248Thu, 09 May 2013 23:13:46 +0800