Gretchen Barretto as Lady Gaga
Tracks
Murphy’s Laws
- Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
- Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
- Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
- Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
- Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
- Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Dylan! Stop! OMYGOD.
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ME:
Why am I still single?
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BRAIN:
You're weird.
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BODY:
You're fat.
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FACE:
Plus you're ugly.
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FOOD:
I'm here for you.
Magnum? Mali!!! Dahil ito ang Tama!
When someone assumes the Peeta-Katniss-Gale love triangle is as cheesy as Edward-Bella-Jacob
Magnum Ice Cream Bar or This?!
Filipino gangsters nowadays = Tambay sa Kanto
