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• Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
• Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
• Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
• Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
• Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
• Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
  

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